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1. (Lion King) (2328↑, 515↓)

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".

"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"

Author: Chris Acosta http://lion-king.urbanup.com/1149845

2. (Lion King) (825↑, 302↓)

The best Disney movie. Ever.

The Lion King is great.

Author: Jeff http://lion-king.urbanup.com/291910

3. (Lion King) (405↑, 294↓)

My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time

can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings

Author: ELyse http://lion-king.urbanup.com/902867

4. (Lion King) (262↑, 193↓)

by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3

simba: hey uncle scar guess wat? scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games.. simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you? scar: a monkeys uncle simba: *laughs* ur so wierd scar: u have nooo ideaa Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula\!?\! last one ;) Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right? simba: right.. timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world simba: well thats not wat i was taught timon: well maybe u need a new lesson.... *hakuna matata* hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*

Author: snoww http://lion-king.urbanup.com/1864230

5. (lion king) (193↑, 185↓)

the best disney movie ever made i kno all the words 2 it and i kno the african words and i kno wut they mean and i can recite the movie by heart and ive loved the movie ever since i was 3\!\!

the best movie on earth\!\! that evry1 should c at least once

Author: obsessive bobo http://lion-king.urbanup.com/594340

6. (Lion King) (19↑, 30↓)

When you wipe your cum across a girls forehead and start calling her Simba.

I was having sex with this random girl last night, and then I pulled a lion king and now I have her name as Simba in my phone.

Author: StumbleInn http://lion-king.urbanup.com/4435206

7. (Lion King) (37↑, 53↓)

When your either receiving a blow job or having sex, you pull out of the girl and bust in a bowl. You then stick your thumb in the bowl, and wipe cum on the girls forehead. You then proceed to whisper "simba"

Yo my boy cisco gave this girl the lion king last night

Author: superman1043543 http://lion-king.urbanup.com/4257006

8. (Lion King) (28↑, 46↓)

when you cum on a girls forehead and then draw a line across the forehead with your thumb and whisper "Simba"

frank-"she told me i drew a line across her face with my cum and whispered "simba" Joe-"ahh nice bro you gave her the ol' lion king"

Author: Brutus the Interpreter http://lion-king.urbanup.com/5314500

9. (Lion King) (12↑, 36↓)

After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers "simba"

Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.

Author: hahawhoa http://lion-king.urbanup.com/4326960

10. (Lion King) (1↑, 30↓)

A significantly older sexual partner in a male same-sex relationship (as opposed to 'cougar' for an older woman).

My Lion King has a real job and his own place, unlike me.

Author: myleftone http://lion-king.urbanup.com/4879677

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Last updated: 2012.03.01